The other night Bill and I were discussing just how chunky Robert is. Bill grabbed his leg and said, "as you would say, the boy has cankles!" He moved his hand just a little further up his leg and said, "no, make that thankles."
To which I replied, "I think they're more like stankles."
(Thighs + ankles = thankles)
(Stomach + ankles = stankles)
(Oh, nevermind. I found it funny but it kind of loses it's comedy when you have to explain each word.)